I'm Joel, 20 and from Canada. I'll be a 4th year university student this fall. I like many things.

I am getting drunk.

Anonymous asked: How big is that ass

Mine? It’s not big at all.

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

micahhangelo:

Just found out last week that the nanny from Parent Trap isnt named Jessie. Her fucking name is Chessy.

This is life altering information.

Anonymous asked: You're a virgin who can't drive.

I haven’t seen that movie.

Anonymous asked: 0 to 44.

0: Height: 5’7
1: Virgin?: yes
2: Shoe size: 9
3: Do you smoke?: no
4: Do you drink?: not too often
5: Do you take drugs?: no
6: Age you get mistaken for: I don’t
7: Have tattoos?: no
8: Want any tattoos?: yes
9: Got any piercings?: no
10: Want any piercings?: maybe
11: Best friend?: don’t have one
12: Relationship status: single
13: Biggest turn ons: great smile
14: Biggest turn offs: rudeness
15: Favorite movie: I don’t know :(
16: I’ll love you if: you’re amazing
17: Someone you miss: no one rn
18: Most traumatic experience: seeing people die
19: A fact about your personality: I’m shy
20: What I hate most about myself: my shyness
21: What I love most about myself: my caring personality
22: What I want to be when I get older: something creative
23: My relationship with my sibling(s): great
24: My relationship with my parent(s): great
25: My idea of a perfect date: just fun for the both of us
26: My biggest pet peeves: eating noises
27: A description of the girl/boy I like: I don’t like anyone
28: A description of the person I dislike the most: there isn’t one
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: haven’t lied recently to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school: doing it
31: What your last text message says: kiss with a heart emoji
32: What words upset me the most: hate
33: What words make me feel the best about myself: idk
34: What I find attractive in women: personality
35: What I find attractive in men: personality
36: Where I would like to live: Australia
37: One of my insecurities: my looks
38: My childhood career choice: actor
39: My favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate
40: Who I wish I could be: myself but better
41: Where I want to be right now: Australia
42: The last thing I ate: cheese
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: lol Miranda sings
44: A random fact about anything: spiders have sexual cannibalism

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