I'm Joel, 20 and from Canada. I'll be a 4th year university student this fall. I like many things.

I am getting drunk.

Anonymous asked: How big is that ass

Mine? It’s not big at all.


hey mom can you help me roll this blunt


Just found out last week that the nanny from Parent Trap isnt named Jessie. Her fucking name is Chessy.

This is life altering information.

Anonymous asked: You're a virgin who can't drive.

I haven’t seen that movie.

Anonymous asked: 0 to 44.

0: Height: 5’7
1: Virgin?: yes
2: Shoe size: 9
3: Do you smoke?: no
4: Do you drink?: not too often
5: Do you take drugs?: no
6: Age you get mistaken for: I don’t
7: Have tattoos?: no
8: Want any tattoos?: yes
9: Got any piercings?: no
10: Want any piercings?: maybe
11: Best friend?: don’t have one
12: Relationship status: single
13: Biggest turn ons: great smile
14: Biggest turn offs: rudeness
15: Favorite movie: I don’t know :(
16: I’ll love you if: you’re amazing
17: Someone you miss: no one rn
18: Most traumatic experience: seeing people die
19: A fact about your personality: I’m shy
20: What I hate most about myself: my shyness
21: What I love most about myself: my caring personality
22: What I want to be when I get older: something creative
23: My relationship with my sibling(s): great
24: My relationship with my parent(s): great
25: My idea of a perfect date: just fun for the both of us
26: My biggest pet peeves: eating noises
27: A description of the girl/boy I like: I don’t like anyone
28: A description of the person I dislike the most: there isn’t one
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: haven’t lied recently to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school: doing it
31: What your last text message says: kiss with a heart emoji
32: What words upset me the most: hate
33: What words make me feel the best about myself: idk
34: What I find attractive in women: personality
35: What I find attractive in men: personality
36: Where I would like to live: Australia
37: One of my insecurities: my looks
38: My childhood career choice: actor
39: My favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate
40: Who I wish I could be: myself but better
41: Where I want to be right now: Australia
42: The last thing I ate: cheese
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: lol Miranda sings
44: A random fact about anything: spiders have sexual cannibalism